The Poo Balloon
I know. I know. This isn't very mature. But it IS funny.
This hardy little gimmick is designed to be blown up like a mega-balloon. You bring it out and tell your rapt crowd that you have been learning balloon modelling.
'What animal would you like me to make?' you ask.
Whatever they say you wrestle with the balloon and it gradually shrinks, until you are left with this realistic looking shocker.
"Sorry," you explain, "I'm still a bit POO at it!"
Manufactured from thick rubber (this poo will LAST), the Poo Balloon can also be used as a comedy final load for your cups and balls routine. And I keep one on my living room shelf as an ornament. It amuses me.
Yes.Yes, I am childish. Guilty as charged.